What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 14:40

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Do women really cheat more than men?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.